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Jul

Funny Driver’s Review Form

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Is there someone that you are forced to drive with and you often fear for your life? Let them know in a subtle way by printing out this Driver's Review Form and giving it to them:

Driving Review

To: ___________ Date:_______________

I recently had the (circle one:  thrilling  mind-numbing  hair-raising) experience of driving with you. I was so (circle one: excited  appalled  frightened) that I wanted to inform you immediately of your performance.

General driving skills:
(1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10) circle one

Comments:
Upon entering the car, I immediately (circle one:
relaxed  found something solid to grab onto  attempted to escape through the sunroof). At times, I felt (circle one: comfortable enough to nap like calling 9-1-1  as if I were in a car chase scene from a movie). Getting out of the car was (circle one: a bummer  a surprise  a miracle)


Car condition:
(1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10)
circle one

Comments:
Stepping into the car, I noticed (circle one:
a pleasant berry scent  a sweaty baboon odor  the stench of an old burrito). The area near my feet (circle one: had ample leg room  was a cushion of garbage  was so sticky that I lost a shoe).

 Car Entertainment:
(1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10)
circle one

Comments:
The entertainment during the drive consisted of (circle one:
sing-alongs to the radio  dull family discussions  enforced silence). As a result, I was (circle one: pleased  bored  driven to tears).

 Navigational Skills:
(1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10)
circle one

Comments: The driver generally (circle one:  found his or her destination  took the scenic route  needed a police rescue). After a wrong turn, the driver would (circle one:  ask for directions  Keep driving, only faster  burst into tears). My feeling is that this driver (circle one:  deserves an award  should only take cabs  will be getting a GPS as a birthday gift).

 Overall Rating:
(1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10)
circle one

Comments:
Overall the mood was (circle one: 
cheerful  nerve-racking horrifying). I'd give the ride a (circle one:   G for Great  B for Boring  DD for Death Defying). I will always (circle one:  cherish this trip  be haunted by the memories  be surprised and thankful to still be alive).

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