Black Cherry Fresca really is delicious, Peach Fresca is good but the Black Cherry is fabulous.
Questions plague me this friday morning
Will the sun ever shine here again? Yes I am a big fan of rain, but its not raining, its overcast and cold for almost a week, its JUNE it shouldnt be 48 degrees
Wheres my Fu*king lawn mower?
How do I deal with a new co worker who smells like a wet dog?
Where has the show Wipeout been my whole life? Its hysterical
Howie Mandell is a dickweed (oops thats a statement)
Will this Yoplait pineapple upside down cake yogurt taste as gross as I think it will?
This could go on and on, but I have to get to work
Sad news, my buddy Eddie left our company to move to…Kansas, his family is there, yesterday was his last day. I’ll miss him he is a good person. Hes actually one of the reasons I took this job, I worked with him in the beginning when I was still debating working at THE COMPANY. Eddie had such great things to say about everyone, how wonderful it was to work for THE COMPANY, Jesus of Nazareth even endorses THE COMPANY…ok it was Eddie and the ridiculous amount of money they were willing to pay me…but later, after I took the job and got to know a little bit more about THE COMPANY (read what it was really like to work there) I ran into Eddie and asked him
“Why didn’t you tell me what it really was like to work here?”
He smiled and put his hand on my shoulder “If I told you that you wouldn’t have come here, would you?”
“You scammed me Eddie”
“I got paid to get you”
and with that he walked off
I idiolize him for what he did