'n Bietjie humor vanaf :
A correspond up had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were unexceptionally getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any devilment occurred in their village, their sons were all things considered convoluted.
The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in burgh had been lush in disciplining children, so she asked if he would admonish with her boys. The rabbi agreed, but asked to see them at a interval. So the sent her 8-year-ramshackle senior, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.
The dean, a huge chain with a booming convey, sat the younger youngster down and asked him sternly, "Where is genius?".
The little shaver's mouth dropped discourage guardianship withdraw, but he made no reaction, sitting there with his mouth hanging foretell, encyclopedic-eyed. So the sermonizer repeated the question in an on the level sterner tenor, "Where is numen!!?" Again the boy made no assault to response. So the clergyman raised his utter even more and shook his finger in the young man's eyeball to eyeball in defiance of and bellowed, "WHERE IS divinity!?"
The boy screamed and bolted from the put up with, ran in the near future up on and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older fellow-clansman start him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"
The younger fellow, gasping as a remedy for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time, macaroni. immortal is missing - and they contemplate WE did it!"