Are you sick and tired of making the same old resolutions year after year and yet you never keep them?
Here are some resolutions I have made that you too can actually accomplish!
10. Read less.
9. I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds.
8. Stop exercising. Waste of time. More Time on the Sofa
7. Watch more TV. I 've been missing some good stuff.
6. Procrastinate more. Let's start this tomorrow, OK
5. Drink. Drink some more.
4. Start being superstitious.
3. Spend more time at work.
2. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
and last but not least...
1. Get into Debt. I didn't spend enough this past Christmas!