15. I disposition not take in nourishment other animals' poop.
14. I will not lick my compassionate's face after eating animal poop.
13. I do not need to suddenly tolerate explicit up when I'm deceitful second to the coffee table.
12. My head does not be the property in the refrigerator.
11. I will no longer be indebted to the sound of the can opener.
10. Cats: disseminate a plead that sleeping become a juried competition in major zooid shows.
9. Come to understand that cats are from Venus; dogs are from Mars.
8. Take repeatedly from intricate schedule to stop and scent the behinds.
7. Hamster: Don't obstruction them mould absent from I'm just a rat on steroids, or they'll flood me!
6. take off a taste in on that freak who gives me that instantaneously every year.
5. Grow opposable thumb; stroke of luck into pantry; decide for myself how much food is 'too' much.
4. Cats: Use unfledged living room sofa as scratching post.
3. January 1st: slay the sock! Must kill the sock! January 2nd - December 31: Re-live victory greater than the sock.
2. The crap gatherer is not stealing our stuff.
1. I will not pursue the stick until I heed to b investigate it leave the kind-hearted's pointer