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(( Eu sou gordinha,
Mas já sou conformada,
Como não cresci pra cima
resolvi crescer pro lado.))
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(( Não ligue se todos vivem fazendo piadas , e tentando te rebaixar só porque você é gorda.
Lembre-se: você é muito maior do que tudo isso.))
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TUKANG DUREN
Didepan Kedubes Amerika Serikat tertulis papan pengumuman, bunyinya :” DILARANG B
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Jag roas av att Karolinska Institutets kammarkör heter . Det är faktiskt roligt. Även om ingen annan verkar tycka det…
This entry was posted on Friday, April 3rd, 2009 at 11:45 am and is filed under Humor. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.
Kita dilahirkan dan tumbuh bersama2, kita juga merasakan kesenangan sama2, tapi Kenapa elu mesti Mati
duluan?? Ratap kakek 70 thn sambil mandangin burungnya”.
Tentara Amerika masuk ke toko di Bagdad : “Condom please, size XL!” Penjaga toko jawab: “dismal Sir, no
kid’s , we organize only XXL or XXXL here!”
Seorang Pria dgn terburu2 masuk ke WC Wanita dan si wanita menegur: “THIS IS FOR LADIES!!”. Si pria enggak kalah sengit sambil menunjuk ke ‘anunya’ menjawab: “THIS IS on LADIES TOO !!!”
Pembantu ketemu kondom bekas lalu tanya: “Nyonya ini apa??”
Nyonya: “Kalian orang desa gak pernah main cinta!!”
Pembantu: “Pernah nyonya, cuma gak sampe kulitnya ngelupas!” menakutkan. . .
scan membuktikan bahwa Pria akan lebih gemuksetelah menikah daripada Wanita.
Karena Pria tiap malam dpt jatah: 2 Susu, 2 Paha, dan 1 Kue Apem, sedangkan Wanita hanya 2 Telor Puyuh 1
Pisang Molen.
Seorang anak Betawi yg baru pulang dari Amrik
pamer: “Be, di sana ada mesin yg masuk daging keluar sosis.”
Babenya bales: Enyak lu lebih hebat, masuk sosis keluar ente!!!
Orang Gila ditegur Orang Sumbing:
“Dasar gila, celana difake tutufin fala bukan difake tutufin fantat.
Jawab orang gila: “Lu yang gila, bibir bagus2 pake digunting!!”
KONDOM protes pada SOFTEX:
“Ketika elu lagi dipake, penjualan gue anjlok selama 7 hari”
Jawab Softex: “Ah baru 7 hari, kalo lu bocor sekali aja, penjualan gue Mandeg 9 bulan, tau!!”
This entry was posted on Friday, June 13th, 2008 at 10:54 am and is filed under Humor. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.
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Quando te vêem deitado, de olhos fechados, na tua cama, com a luz apagada e te perguntam:
- Estás a dormir?
- Não! Estou a treinar para morrer!
Quando a gente leva um electrodoméstico para a reparação e o técnico pergunta:
- Está avariado?
- Não!... É que ele estava cansado de estar em casa e eu trouxe-o para passear.
Quando está a chover e percebem que vais sair à chuva, perguntam:
- Vais sair com esta chuva???
- Não, vou sair com a próxima...
Quando acabaste de te levantar e vem um idiota (sempre) e pergunta:
- Já acordaste?
- Não.. Sou sonâmbulo!
O teu amigo liga para tua casa e pergunta:
- Onde estás?
- No Pólo Norte! Um furacão trouxe a minha casa para cá!
Acabas de tomar banho e alguém pergunta:
- Tomaste banho?
- Não!... Está a chover no WC!!!!!
João comprou um par de sapatos novos e chega a casa:
- Maria o que achas?
- Acho de quê?
- Não notas nada de diferente?
- Não...
João vai à casa de banho, tira a roupa toda e volta apenas com os sapatos novos calçados.
- E agora? Já notas alguma coisa diferente?
- Não, o 'coiso' continua pendurado para baixo, assim como estava
ontem e como estará amanhã!
- E SABES PORQUE É QUE ELE ESTÁ PENDURADO PARA BAIXO?
- Porquê?
- Porque ele está a olhar para os meus sapatos novos!
- move briskly... podias ter comprado um chapéu !
Três pretos vão à praia pela primeira vez.
Diz o primeiro: - Eh ... tanta água!
Diz o segundo: - Eh ... tanta areia!
Diz o terceiro: - Ai...Ai Vamos embora antes que apareça o
cimento...
O único sítio no mundo onde os carros andam na frente dos bois
..... é nos super-mercados!
Um homem todo contente à porta da maternidade por a mulher ter
dado à luz 5 gémeos, diz:
- Tenho cá um canhão!
Responde o médico:
- Veja lá se o limpa, porque saíram todos pretos.
Duas amigas caídas de bêbedas e aflitas para fazer xixi, vão
faze-lo no cemitério. Uma limpou-se à cuequinha e a outra como não tinha
limpou-se a uma fita de uma coroa de flores que estava perto.
No dia seguinte um dos maridos ligou ao outro:
- A minha mulher chegou bêbeda e sem cuecas acabei o casamento!
Diz o outro.
- Eu também! A minha trazia uma fita presa no cu que dizia:
''jamais te esqueceremos. Carlos, Tiago, Pedro e todo o pessoal da
faculdade.''
Vai um branco a conduzir um Ferrari descapotável...
Entra numa zona de pretos e atropela dois na passadeira. Um cai
dentro do carro e o outro vai parar 50 metros à frente...
No tribunal os pretos são condenados:
- Um por invasão de propriedade privada e o outro por fuga do
neighbourhood pub do offence!!!
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Memperoleh Hadiah HP Kecil Canggih
Suatu hari si Mamat diberikan sebuah handphone (HP) yang sangat canggih sebesar korek api oleh pamannya yang baru datang dari luar negeri. Biar paronomasia kecil tapi sangat canggih buat komunikasi dan teknologi lainnya, juga dua buah koper besar.
Mamat senang sekali tapi juga rada bingung dengan dua buah koper besar tersebut, maka bertanyalah dia kepada pamannya untuk apa koper tersebut.
Mamat: "Terima kasih Paman atas pemberian HP-nya."
Paman: "Kembali."
Mamat: "Dua buah koper besar itu untuk apa Paman?"
Paman: "Itu penting buat kamu, itu baterai untuk HP-nya."
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"My unimpaired approach is that of humor, and the greatest churchgoing quality is a purport of humor - not accuracy, not God, not by reason of - but a intelligibility of humor."
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