The teacher in Johnny's school asked the class what their parents did
for a living.
"Mary, what does your parents do?"
Lil' Mary replied "My dad is a lawyer and my mummy is a nurse."
"That's very nice," said the teacher, "Robert, what do your parents
do?"
Robert proudly exclaimed ,"My dad is a policeman and my mom is a
teacher!"
"That's very nice," said the teacher , "Johnny, what do your parents
do?"
He stood up and pronounced, "I don't know my dad and my mom's a
hooker."
Naturally, after that remark, he got sent off to the principal's
office. Fifteen minutes later, he returned.
"Did you tell the principal what you said in class?" asked the teacher.
Johnny: "Yes, he said that in our economy every job is important, gave
me an apple and asked for my address and phone number."