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No More E-Mail…

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This is from what i read,   NO MORE E-MAIL.....__________________A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy"at Microsoft.The HR manager nterviewed him then watched himcleaning the floor as a test. "You are employed" he said. "Give me your e-mail address and I'll send youthe application to fill in, as well as date when youmay start". 

The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neitheran email." "I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn'texist, cannot have the job." 

The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than twohours, he succeeded to double hiscapital. He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with $60. 

The man realised that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled everyday.  

Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles. 5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the
US . He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance. He called an insurance broker,
and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. 

The man replied, "I don't have an email." The broker answered curiously, "You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what youcould have been if you had an email?!!" 

The man thought for a while and replied, " Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!" 

Moral of the storyM1- Internet /email is not the solution to your life.M2- If you don't have internet / email , and work hard, you can be a millionaire. M3- If you received this message by email, you are probably already anoffice boy/girl, and not any close to being a Billionaire. .. 

Have a great day !!! 

P.S - Dont send this email back to me, I' m closing my

email & going to sell tomatoes!!!

CoolTek

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