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There once was a lady who was very concerned about her missing
parrot. Not knowing what to do, she called 911.

"You gotta help me find my parrot!" she said.

The operator patiently replied, "We can't help you with that,
ma'am. This number only deals with emergencies."

But the lady persisted, so the operator told her not to be
concerned.  "The parrot should fly back in a few days." he said.

Full of desperation, the lady cried, "But you don't understand!
The only thing he says is 'Here, kitty, kitty!!!'"

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Life or Death Issue

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There once was a lady who was very concerned about her missing
parrot. Not knowing what to do, she called 911.

"You gotta help me find my parrot!" she said.

The operator patiently replied, "We can't help you with that,
ma'am. This number only deals with emergencies."

But the lady persisted, so the operator told her not to be
concerned.  "The parrot should fly back in a few days." he said.

Full of desperation, the lady cried, "But you don't understand!
The only thing he says is 'Here, kitty, kitty!!!'"

This entry was posted on Friday, August 31st, 2007 at 2:00 am and is filed under Funny jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.