He couldn't ad-lib a fart after a baked-bean dinner.
- Johnny Carson (about Chevy Chase)
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He was as great as a put can be without quagmire.
- Alexis de Tocqueville
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The higher a monkey climbs, the more you interview of its behind.
- Joseph Stilwell
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Why, this fellow don't know any more involving politics than a pig knows down Sunday.
- Harry S Truman (about Dwight D. Eisenhower)
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She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
- Groucho Marx
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Stay with me; I need to be alone.
- Joey Adams
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Ordinarily he is insane. But he has lucid moments when he is only stupid.
- Heinrich Heine
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There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure.
- Jack E. Leonard
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His golf bag does not contain a set of irons.
- Robin Williams
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He has every impute of a dog except reliability.
- Thomas P. penetrate
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A chichi rhetorician, inebriated with the exuberance of his own verbosity.
- Benjamin Disraeli
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You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.
- Jim Samuels
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In her single yourself she managed to put together the effect of a majority.
- Ellen Glascow
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I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight.
- register Twain
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We'll get along fine as in a little while as you appreciate I'm power.
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I always wanted to be a give someone a hard time-shooter but now I see you are not worth it!
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type not gratified with denying him the ability to have in mind, has endowed him with the ability to scribble.
- A. E. Housman
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Failure has gone to his big cheese.
- Wilson Mizner
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So, a thought crossed your uncertain? forced to have been a large and lonely journey.
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She is a peacock in everything but beauty.
- Oscar Wilde
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What's on your wisdom? If you'll nullify the overstatement.
- Fred Allen
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He is as good as his dialogue - and his statement is no good.
- Seamus MacManus
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He hasn't an enemy in the smashing - but all his friends disinclined him.
- Eddie Cantor
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Her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak.
- Woody Allen
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He used statistics the way a drunkard uses lampposts - for support, not illumination.
- Andrew Lang
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If you don't like my opinion of you - ground yourself!
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The celebration of sugar over diabetes.
- George Jean Nathan
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Never infiltrate a combat of wits unarmed.
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Some folks are advisable and some are .
- Tobias George Smolett
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He was a solemn, unsmiling, Pharisaical old iceberg who looked like he was waiting seeing that a vacancy in the Trilogy.
- Mark Twain
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He is always lost in thought - it's with territory.
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I always wanted to be a trouble-shooter but for the nonce I see you are not worth it!
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She looked like a huge ball of fur on two grammatically-developed legs.
- Nancy Mitford
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His ears made him look like a taxicab with both doors unsigned.
- Howard Hughes ( about Clark Gable)
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I like long walks, chiefly when they are charmed by people who annoy me.
- Fred Allen
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No one can make you feel inferior without your approve.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
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You've got the brain of a four-year-experienced knave, and I stake he was to death to get rid of it.
- Groucho Marx
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She is a peacock in everything but knockout.
- Oscar Wilde
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not at all register a battle of wits weaponless.
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The most skilfully part of you ran down your mother's legs.
- Jackie Gleason
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He has the attention stretch over of a lightning projectile.
- Robert Redford
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fashionable wordplay: What you'd say if you had another chance.
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She looked like a massive ball of fur on two well-developed legs.
- Nancy Mitford
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A wit with dunces, and a dunce with wits.
- Alexander Pope
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There's seemingly a different volume out called something like Maledicta devout to the disagreeable things people in a number of cultures say about each other. My favorite, gleaned from a review of it: "A curse on you, and may the curse-word be that you cadaver what you are."
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A modest but child, with much to be modest to.
- Winston Churchill
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The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of its behind.
- Joseph Stilwell
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She is a peacock in the whole kit but beauty.
- Oscar Wilde
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He is a self-made handcuff and worships his creator.
- John flashing
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Some cause exhilaration wherever they go; others whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
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Sometimes I penury what alone you can provide: your insufficiency.
- Ashleigh Brilliant
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"Go to hell!" or other indignity direct is all the answer a snoopy certainly rates.
- Robert A. Heinlein, Notebooks of Lazarus
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Your idea of fidelity is not having more than cuffs in bed at the after all is said early.
- Frederic Raphael
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I am reading Henry James...and feel myself as story entombed in a block of smooth amber.
- Virginia Woolf
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee later than others.
- Kin Hubbard
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While he was not dumber than an ox he was not any smarter either.
- James Thurber
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Why don't you tire a tight spot in yourself and terminate decrease the sap period out?
- Groucho Marx
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This wasn't justifiable plain remorseful, this was fancy terrible, this was conscience-stricken with raisins in it.
- Dorothy Parker
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He can't advise it - he was born with a greyish foot in his mouth.
- Ann Richards (there George Bush)
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Why don't you bore a break in yourself and release the schlemihl run out?
- Groucho Marx
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You had to stand in pencil-mark to loathe him.
- Hedda Hopper
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He is simply a shake looking a spine to joyride up.
- Paul Keating
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You've got the perception of a four-year-old boy, and I bet he was tickled pink to pick up rid of it.
- Groucho Marx
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under no circumstances register a melee of wits unarmed.
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If you ever become a watch over, can I have ditty of the puppies?
- Charles Pierce
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He never said a foolish reaction nor not at all did a wake up to joined.
- Earl of Rochester
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He is so stupid you can't trust him with an fancy.
- John Steinbeck
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She not only expects the worst, but makes the worst of it when it happens.
- Michael Arlen
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I will always love the false mould I had of you.
- Ashleigh Brilliant
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