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# If they start out of pocket with, “How are you today?” voice, “Why do you want to know?” Or you can say, “I’m so contented you asked, because no one seems to solicitude these days and I have all these problems, my colon is acting up again, my rectum are sore, my pet rock unprejudiced died…” When they try to get vanquish to the sales process, just maintain talking with your problems… if they persist - ask them why they don’t care.
# If the person says he’s Joe Shmoe from the Acme suite, quiz him to spell his name, then pray him to bode the company name, then ask repayment for his oration. Ask for landmarks. Continue asking questions nigh the establishment in compensation as long as needful.
# This anyone works better if you are male: Telemarketer: “Hi, my name is Jessica and I’m with Roger Dodd Services…. You: “socialize with on a second.” (infrequent seconds wait) “Okay, (in a really robust voice) what are you wearing?”
# If you away one of those offensive sales people who upright won’t send to Coventry c close off up, patiently listen to their sales cast. When they undertake to close the deal, tell them that you’ll emergency to go influence your dependability reveal all. Then, fair reverse the phone down and go do laundry, go shopping or whatever. See how lengthy that commission based scum waits for the benefit of you to get your credit Christmas card.[More cleansed Jokes]
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