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Christmas Jokes - Stress

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When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the

toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of

being behind schedule.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed

Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to

give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More

stress.

Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy

bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.

So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of

rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the

liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally

dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over

the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the

straw end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened

the door, and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The

angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I

have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?"

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

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