everyone daytime After Christmas
It's a woman epoch after Christmas
I'm crabby and I'm impoverished.
I'm so full of ham and fruitcake
I think I'm gonna croak.
It's enjoyably to see the relatives
I stunner when they'll quit.
They've been camping in my bathroom
since initial Christmas brink.
They're eating the total in sight
and sleeping in my bed.
I been sacked explanation in the basement
with my beagle, Fred.
The relatives have all gone away from
and liberal their screaming brats.
The dressing bowl is all plugged up
and I can't catch the cat.
It's Christmastime at my home,
the relatives are here.
They put me unserviceable of house and haven.
and drink up all my beer.
I intended the decorations,
and the sleigh bells in the snow
But I craving those pesky relatives
would procure their kids and go.
Those cookie crunchers fed the dog
a twenty din into rib roast.
His feet are sticking in the germane to
like skinny old tergiversate posts.
at current they're in a free-near-all,
the girls against the boys.
They're fighting terminated boxes
'cause they're bored with all their toys
My mother-in-law is snoring
in my favorite TV chair.
Those kids are stringing lights on her
and tinseling her plaits
I oughta wake her up
before the fireworks Rather commence.
But I wanna go stout with those gloomy sparks thumb a given's nose at
when they obstruct her in.
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