Chicken and monkey were running for President,
so spirits were high and there was reason for great optimism.
The race was close.
Down to the wire and the last Presidential debate.
Moderator: “Monkey, what one thing would you do to fix the economy?”
Monkey: “Eeek. Eeek. Eeek. Eeek. Eeek.”
Moderator: “Thank you.
Moderator: “Chicken, what one thing would you do to fix the economy?”
Chicken: “Bock. Bock. Bock. Bock. Bock.”
The crowd went wild and the chicken was elected President in a landslide.