says, "One good turn deserves another, so turn around, go to the bar, and get me a beer!"
A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.
"Certainly, Sir , that'll be one cent," said the barman.
"One Cent?" the man exclaimed. He glanced at the menu and asked: "How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?"
"A nickel," the barman replied.
"A nickel?!?" exclaimed the man. "Where's the guy who owns this place?"
The bartender replied: "Upstairs, with my wife."
The man asked: "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"
The bartender replied: "The same thing I'm doing to his business down here."