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B3ta newsletter issue 317 - I would like to write a very cheery note saying what a wonderful newsletter it is this week, but I’ve just opened a bill from the taxman and I remember the Beatles lyric, “you’re working for no one but me.” But really, it is a GOOD newsletter, promise.

I went to a restaurant with a sign that said they served breakfast at any time. So I ordered French

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. - Ashleigh Brilliant
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SANTA & HIS WIFE GOING 2 CITY IN AUTO…. DRIVER ADJUSTED MIRROR.. SANTA SHOUTED U R SEEING MY WIFE… GO

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes

“Go to hell!” or other insult direct is all the answer a snoopy question rates. - Robert A. Heinlein, Notebooks

Golf Game John and Bob were two of the bitterest golf rivals at the club. Niether man trusted the others

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